Cleveland Motel, Cleveland, USA, April 2024

Company Description

Welcome to Cleveland Motel located in the heart of Cleveland Ohio. Our motel is perfect for business and leisure travelers. All guest rooms are fully stocked with all the best amenities. We offer a variety of rooms to accommodate every traveler. Our rooms will give you a restful night's sleep. The Cleveland Motel is just minutes away from the best local attractions in Cleveland, Ohio.

Review & Rating

Unbelievable service...Awesome Sauce! I rather like the bugs as they make me feel less lonely when the hoes leave me alone and jonsing for more boulders...without the bedbugs, I wouldn't come back. On a real plus side, I got a hoe, two boulders, and a room for $57.00. Oh yeah!

My favorite place to buy my heroin. Only half of the girls have AIDS; I like those odds. Much better than the Lancer.

I stayed here for a week about 2 and a half years ago. I would not recommend bringing children to this establishment, however if you have thick skin and are looking to party, this is where to go!!

"The Land" motel is great. Clean, modern, friendly place. Lots of "salesmen" stay there and offer their goods and services of their employees. If you drive, you may not want to leave your car in the lot. Good chance it may be "borrowed" during the night. Also, you need to stay out of the halls after dark, unless you want to give one of the residents a "loan". Other than that it is a great place that competes with any Holiday Inn.